Facemask prevents store from ID'ing man who stole a 3-foot, 40-pound dildo in broad daylight

TMZ reports that a 3-foot-tall dildo, weighing in at 40 pounds, was stolen in the middle of the day from a sex shop in Las Vegas. The dildo, which is affectionately known as “The Moby,” as in Dick, for reasons that I suppose are rather obvious, retails for $1250.